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Trailer Talk:  Workforce Pt. 2

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(Voyager flies away from a pretty planet and the ship firing phasers at their shields)

WEDNESDAY, ON AL ALL NEW VOYAGER

(Action!Kate in her yummy leathers spins and runs (and yes her hair DOES twirl like an Herbal Essence commercial), falling down alien fires a hand gun, the beam hits.....Chakotay? and knocks him down, grey-suit Seven on a bio-bed sits up from between two hovering men)

Hovering Man With Gun: Stay where you are.

(Seven grabs the other hovering man by the arm)

Seven: I suggest you comply.

CAN THE CREW

(Action!Kate VAULTS over a upper story railing at the factory!, she jumps butchly toward the ground with her suit fluttering around her whipping auburn hair as gun shots hit all around (*THUD* <---that was me, not her))

PULL OFF THE MOST DARING ESCAPE OF THEIR LIVES?

(Voyager streaks past while firing photon torpedoes, an armada of Alien ships (from the Ridley Scott movie) blows to smithereens)

PLUS, A SNEAK PEEK AT SEVEN OF NINE

Spoiler warning: As in, possible food spoilage in your stomach if you keep reading.

[editor: you got that right...I STILL feel queasy!]

(several shots of the UPN-promo spinning-Seven, fade to black, fade to GLAM shot of fab-hair Seven In The Red Dress)

LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS

(Seven In The Red Dress looks up (*rolling my eyes*) at the Invading Her Personal Space Chakotay)

[suggestive voice] WANTED [/suggestive voice]

(Seven In The Red Dress plants her ruby red lips around Chakotay's proffered finger)

[lascivious voice] TO SEE HER [/lascivious voice]

(smirking Braga doing the Eminem crotch grab at us poor slobs who don't get to go home with his Borg)

[Okay, I made up that last part. But I thought for a second I could see it.]