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Trailer Talk: Spirit Folk 

VOYAGER CAN BE PROGRAMMED TO CREATE VIRTUAL WORLDS

(Voyager flyby, Harry and Tom watch a still flickering Seamus)

Seven (summing up nicely): They're not people. They're holograms.

BUT WHAT HAPPENS

(classic "Mayhem and hilarity to ensue!" music swells, Harry checks out the Fair Haven Flower Babe as proud papa Tom looks on, Harry - duded up and loaded down with fake flowers - talks to Tom and B'Lanna in the mess hall)

Harry: I'm late for a midnight stroll.

(Harry and Flower Babe on a midnight stroll - Whoa! Is that a story arc?!)

WHEN THE COMPUTER'S HARD DRIVE

(Michael Holosausage fades in and out in the Holo Lab)

Janeway (snickering to Chakotay on the bridge): I've got a boyfriend who malfunctions.

(Blow Up Boyfriend goes quietly into the night - (fades completely away))

GOES HAYWIRE

(lace collar'd Janeway rolls her eyes in exasperation, Tom peeks out from behind hay bales)

Flower Babe (to Harry): Would you like to kiss me?

Harry: Of course.

(Harry leans in to kiss Flower Babe and busses morphed Bessie instead)

Flower Cow: Mooo!

(Tom - with morph remote in hand - laughs his butt off)

ON AN ALL NEW VOYAGER