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(the Doctor sneers lightly, left eyebrow raised past his hairli.....um,
raised, Voyager's classic "hijinks ensue" music plays)

FIRST, HE TOOK OVER HER BODY

(bad Ensign Kim stands in the corner while Seven futzes with the Doc's
node till he disappears (Whoa, sounds like a sex farce.  Nah, couldn't
be.), Seven smells a rat then her frown turns upside down and pats her own
face paternally)

Seven (with much inflection):  Interesting sensation, to say the least.

(Janeway is astounded)

Janeway:  Doctor?

(Seven does the "Jeri Ryan hair toss", she chows down on a huge slice of
cake and grunts like a pig)

NOW, HE'S JUST TAKING OVER

(Seven sweeps happily across a room to capture Ensign Kim's arm and he
turns to hide his erec[*cough* Edited for content])

Seven (effusively):  NICE to SEE you, Ensign.

(Seven sprawls drunkenly on a couch with champagne glass in hand and
chortling lasciviously)

Kim (astounded):  Seven, are you DRUNK?

(a wordless Janeway buries her face in a hand as Tuvok looks on
unapprovingly)

AN ALL NEW STAR TREK VOYAGER

(Seven gets a neck rub from a cute babe and shamelessly ogles her, an
angry Seven confronts the doctor)

Seven:  You became sexually aroused in MY body.

(Doc does the "Wellll, you see, it's like this..." look)