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Trailer Talk: Drive

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[First, I want to say this was one of the most enjoyable promos I've seen. Made me smile...except for the last bit.]

(a manly hand with a hairy wrist throws a switch, Tom Paris pilots the New And Improved Delta Flyer wearing a white-topped uniform)

Paris: Thrusters on-line...(voice over next three quick cuts)...racers are moving into position.

(some orange-clad dude from Babylon 5 sits behind his big green steering wheel next to his bored-out-of-her-mind co-pilot babe, two blue-suited dudes who really need a nose job wait tersely, Tuvok makes an announcement on the bridge)

NEXT WEDNESDAY ON UPN

(the horses are at the gate (seriously, it looks like the Kentucky Derby in space...cool!), the starting photon torpedo goes off!, TWO burly manly hands push both pedals (joysticks) to the metal, and they're off!)

IN A RACE WHERE EVERY SECOND COUNTS

(Paris pilots a shaking Flyer, they eat someone's dust!, B'Elanna barks out an order)

B'Elanna: Go!

(the Flyer BURSTS through the opposition, The Gang are in the mess hall watching and Neelix elbows Janeway then points out the move)

Neelix: They're in the lead!

(Janeway (she's so CUTE!) and company do the wave, nice shot from the outside of the messhall packed full of race day fans as the shadow of the Flyer streaks past on the hull - and the crowd roars)

TIMING IS EVERYTHING

(ships pass the course markers - which look like those fake plastic Christmas candles, Paris looks over his shoulder to ask a quick question of his co-pilot)

Paris: Marry me.

(B'Elanna can't believe it)

B'Elanna: You're proposing now?

(the Flyer speeds out of a light)

AN ALL NEW VOYAGER