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Trailer Talk: Riddles

comments? mlperkin@indiana.edu

TUVOK'S RACE IS KNOWN FOR BEING LOGICAL

(Janeway and Tuvok meld. . .minds! (ya dirty minded. . .), Tuvok on the
bridge, Tuvok nods)

[me:  Is this a Tuvok episode?]
[editor:  rolls her eyes]

EMOTIONLESS

(Tuvok rips a flag off the wall in sickbay, Neelix looks like he wants to
join in)

BUT WEDNESDAY

{Star Trek's goofy, "Hijinks to Ensue" music swells.}

(Tuvok smells the roses - or lilies in this case)

[me:  Do lilies have a sweet odor?]
[editor:  Yeah, they smell - like your reviews.]
[me:  Hey!]

HE'S OUT OF HIS VULCAN MIND

(Tuvok presents the latest in Vulcan cuisine - brain wave tort)

(Harry and Paris gorge themselves like pigs at a table groaning under the
weight of deserts in the mess hall)

(Tuvok - with Neelix hovering by the chef-hat-topped Vulcan - presents a
fluffy confection which includes. . .blue salvia?)

Tuvok:  Here we are.  A triple chocolate Wiki fruit sundae.

(Seven looks up in shock, Janeway takes a bite and collapses on the floor
in orgasmic ecstasy - oh wait, I only dreamed that last part)

Janeway (with her mouth full):  That is delicious.  (So was the dream.)

AN ALL NEW STAR TREK: VOYAGER

(Neelix chuckles like Santa)

Neelix:  You've got a much better sense of humor now.

(Tuvok throws back his head and laughs heartily)