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Trailer Talk:  Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy

(music from La Donna e Mobile ("Women Are Fickle") plays in the
background)

A SECRET EXPERIMENT IS TURNING FANTASY . . INTO REALITY

(Doc prepares a hypo - looove potion?, Doc holds up a padd which has a
message on it: Dinner Tonight?, Seven drops a sexy wink - whooo boy . . .
is it hot in here?, Doc puts down the padd with an "aw shucks" look on his
face - the dawg)

B'Elanna (in a sexy, husky voice, from her perch on the Doc's lap):
I couldn't bear to be alone.

(Doc smirks up at a squirming B'Elanna as she runs a finger sensuously
down his jaw)

AND EVERYONE

(Tuvok laughs - out loud, Janeway looks flustered)

song: La donna e mobile {Starfleet trustworthiness}

Doc:  A neuro-chemical imbalance is driving him to mate!

(Tuvok throws off the redshirts trying to hold him down, he grabs a phaser
and menaces everyone in the mess hall)

qual piuma al vento {Turns like a pulsar}

(speaking of mating. . .Janeway slides up to the Doc in the conference
room)

Janeway (husky *biting my knuckle*):  Have a look.

IS FEELING THE EFFECTS

song: muta d'accento {Sways like a nebula}

(one eyebrow raises sensually as she takes his hand and runs it down her
back till it rests squarely on her BUTT)

Janeway (sounding nearly orgasmic):  Right. . .there.

<pause>

Oh. My. GAWD!  *pant pant*

</pause>

(Tommy gives them stinky face, Seven - sans clothing but with all the good
parts strategically hidden behind the "All New Episode" text (the dawgs) -
lounges casually)

AN ALL NEW VOYAGER

(Doc wears a blue beret while painting the lounging Seven - who now has
her naked back to us (the dawgs))

song: e e di pensier {Tossed ions blow}