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Trailer Talk: Unimatrix Zero

comments? mlperkin@indiana.edu

(EXTREME close-up of an eye opening - the skin is wrinkled,
yellowed and old - accompanied by a blast of music, [It's an eye opening
episode!  Har!] a Borg drone stands in a regeneration chamber, Janeway 

speaks from the command chair)

Janeway:  We don't know know who these people were, but we know the Borg
destroyed them.

(a Borg search-and-destroy team plays laser tag in the forest, a
big-tongue alien on the floor of the forest scrambles madly away from a
horror [Are they finally eschewing the big-nose look?])

NOTHING IS MORE EXCITING

(Voyager hauls butt while under fire, the Borg Queen is shown in her
pre-assembled state)

Borg Queen:  We simply have to pay them a visit.

(fully assembled Borg Queen looks up, a Borg cube rushes toward a - Borg
planet?, a Green Borg Lugie flies out of a cube and BLASTS a dangling
Delta Flyer to bits [Let's have a moment of silence here in memory of
Tom's limp toy.], Seven's head whips around as a Borg hand lands on her
shoulder)

MORE REVEALING

(the hand belongs to a big-nose and big-FOREHEAD alien [And the producers
go hog wild with the makeup!]

Seven:  This is only a dream.

(Seven kisses the alien - the schmuck)

Schmuck:  You're not dreaming.

(Borg drones carry around a Mr. Bill Borg Head)

AND MORE SHOCKING

(a Borg and. . .Worf? fight in the woods, the Klingon? goes flying, Seven
- with her hair down - looks on in shock as JANEWAY!?!?! stands behind
her, Chakotay talks to Janeway on the bridge)

Chakotay:  This could be the turning point in our battle against the Borg.

(Voyager - shields and phasers blazing - flies toward an attacking Borg
cube, the Bridge explodes - Harry Kim is shaken and stirred)

AND THE EXPLOSIVE

(B'Elanna has borrowed the Captain's big gun and uses it on some Borg in a
Cube, Janeway and Tuvok fire on some Borg in the cube, the newly-fried
Borg go flying)

SEASON FINALE!

(Janeway Kung Fu's a Borg drone with her phaser rifle, Chakotay stands
behind Paris on an exploding bridge, Doc speaks from a cloud of smoke on
the bridge)

Doc:  Her life signs are destabilizing.

OF STAR TREK VOYAGER

(another Green Borg Lugie hits Voyager, the Borg Queen looks on smugly,
close shot of Borg Goon baring Janeway's throat and shooting assimilation
tubes forcefully into her neck - she calls out in shock)