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Trailer Talk: UZII 1.2

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 (the Borg Who Stole Christmas turns evilly in a forest with a crash of
 music in the background, a Borg Cube runs down the UPN symbol as it flies
 into Next Wednesday, a teeny (Borg-wise) cube flies into Big Momma Cube,
 the Queen turns to look, Voyager flies into The Final Season, Chakotay is
 on the dark bridge of Voyager (It's always dark when he's in charge...is
 he trying to hide something?))

 Chakotay:  The away team's still trapped on that Cube.

 (the Cube flees, Janeway's face - bathed in green light - fills the
 screen)

 HAVE VOYAGER'S TOP OFFICERS

 (blue light special on the side of JaneBorg's head, Tuvok
 revolts...parden...revolves in a green light (it's really not his color)),
 TuvBorg glares, green B'Elanna stare down, green B'ElaBorg smile)

 CROSSED OVER TO THE ENEMY?

 (shameless ad placement as a Craftsman drill (WITH sound effects) plugs
 the hole in the JaneBorg's temple (Will she and Seven have matching
 starbursts?), Queenie watches closely)

 Borg Queen:  They're part of us, now.

 (JaneBorg - unflinching - has her new Droid Inhibitor soldered in...)

 [Editor:  *pssst*  Drone.  They're Drones.]
 [Me:  Huh?]
 [Editor:  Never mind.  Go on.  *sigh*]

 (...Borg Cube launches a green lugie at Voyager, in a Voyager v Cube AND
 Sphere battle Sphere gets the green blast)

 EVEN IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN VOYAGER BEFORE

 (Seven looks up (you know...she's awfully pretty), TuvBorg kicks Borg
 butt, Paris whines in a staff meeting)

 Paris:  This mission isn't worth their lives.

 (Seven runs like a girl onto the Cargo Deck...with niiiice backlighting
 from the explosions)

 THIS IS THE NIGHT TO JOIN

 (Borg Cube flyby, dangerous looking yellow fog emerges from Behind The
 Green Borg Door, Voyager takes a green punch through their high-tech
 no-fail shields)

 THE ADVENTURE

 (Queenie gives a command, B'ElaBorg and TuvBorg listen carefully)

 Borg Queen:  I want you to assimilate Voyager.

 (JaneBorg shows her ugly face again, Voyager flees the big bang, Queenie
 shuts her eyes to concentrate on the music rip-off (from Aliens))

 STAR TREK VOYAGER'S SEASON PREMIERE, PART OF A SPECIAL TWO HOUR EVENT.
 ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT, ON UPN.