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Trailer Talk: Ashes to Ashes

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FIVE YEARS AGO THEY GAVE HER A BURIAL IN SPACE

(a rare group shot of the Voyager crew gathered around a casket - the Hair Continuity Girl forgot Janeway's wig, the casket shoots out the photon tube and into space)

Harry (looking bereaved - not): Lindsey Ballard...beloved friend and crewman.

(Harry and a hairy Lindsey (you'll get it in a minute) getting cozy in a dark room - Harry has been quite the babemeister (?!?))

BUT THIS WEDNESDAY

(a shuttle flies by)

Woman's Voice: Federation Starship Voyager, if you can hear me, please respond.

(Tuvok looks shocked and Seven raises him an eyebrow - someone in the Delta Quadrant knows who they are!, someone beams onto the ship...someone bald)

SHE'LL BE BACK

(Janeway looks confused - aren't we all...that's not Kes' voice)

Janeway: Do we know you?

(Harry looks confused, Tom looks confused - SNAFU)

Bald Babe: I was a member of your crew.

(the viewscreen shows Bald Babe lounging on the bridge of her shuttle)

Bald Babe: I'm Ensign Lindsey Ballard.

AN ALL NEW VOYAGER