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[Note from me: Something's going on here, folks, and I'm scared. This promo made me laugh out loud.]

(ass-cam shot of Voyager fly-by, fade to Seven portrait (coincidence, I'm sure), big "6", big "New Episodes", fade to a portrait of Paris, out of a bright light springs a portrait of a mouth breathing Chakotay, fade to a breathtaking B'Elanna, the intrepid Ensign Kim, Tuvok, then Janeway from mid-forehead down (Nice edit job! Not.), "Star Trek Voyager: The Final Season")

THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES LEFT BEFORE STAR TREK: VOYAGER'S SEASON FINALE

(RealHarry limply holds phaser on ProtonHarry as a Dirty Harry-talking Khan-Tuvoc whispers/says)

Khan-Tuvoc: Step aside.

(RealTuvok's eyebrow goes up, Hilarity Ensues music swells)

HAS VOYAGER ENTERED A PARALLEL UNIVERSE?

("Trains Planes and Automobiles" John Candy-channeling Paris smiles around the slimiest mustache in the Delta Quadrant, RealParis checks out a bloodied JohnCandyParis as TatChak looks on)

Paris (admiringly): Nice mustache.

(RealDoc watches as SlimeDoc coos condescendingly at WimpSeven sitting on a biobed)

SlimeDoc: What seems to be the trouble, One of Three?

(WimpSeven hugs herself and shoots SlimeDoc a predatory fuck me gaze, RealSeven's head whips around and she stares in shock over her shoulder at...herself, WimpSeven whines like a porn stare as she squirms in sexual ecstasy on the bio bed)

WimpSeven:  It hurts when I do this.

(SlimeDoc quips and chortles, RealDoc has a sudden headache)

SlimeDoc: Well then don't do it. Hahahahahaha.

AN ALL NEW VOYAGER