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Trailer: Child's Play

A PLANET RAVAGED BY WAR

(Voyager flies toward a planet, in the Blink of an Eye the ship is
suddenly flashing through the set of Dragon's Teeth,)

Tuvok (on the bridge):  They've suffered numerous Borg attacks.

(the ship lands in a huge messy construction site - or is that
Deconstruction site?, nose-of-the-week alien looks up - the nose piece is
VERY large and VERY sharp cutting edge ST:VOY prosthetics, Voyager fly by)

PEOPLE FIGHTING TO SURVIVE

Sharp Looking Babe (her nose, at least), her voice anguished:  If we don't
stop the Borg

(Voyager is caught in a Borg Sphere tractor beam)

Sharpie:  the Brunali have no future.

(Seven looks up in alarm, B'Lanna looks up in alarm - or maybe hope that
Seven will get trashed by This Week's Threat)

BY ANY MEANS

(sharp nosed alien gets his neck snapped - DAAAAMN! Oh wait, it just
looked that way for a second.  I'm sure it was unintentional.  Shyeah,
right.  Let's start this segment again, shall we?)

(an arm wraps around the neck of the Seven-eyepiece Borg Boy, Sharpie
bears down with a hypo while he's being held)

Anguished Voice: No!!!

NECESSARY

(Sharpie jabs Borg Boy in the neck - eeeooow - with the hypo)

Angry Momma Seven:  They're using children as bait.

(Voyager is sucked further into the Borg Sphere - No, I won't make the
obvious allusion here)

ON AN ALL NEW VOYAGER