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The Haunting of Deck Twelve

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(Voyager sweeps across the universe)

FOR YEARS IT'S BEEN HIDING ON DECK TWELVE

(a shadowy figure lurks in the red-lighted dark bowels of Voyager, Icheb
tells a ghost story to Mezoti in the dark bowls of Cargo Bay 2)

Icheb (doing Vincent Price):  It's a monster.

(Janeway and Seven do the Moose and Squirrel thing with flashlights - WHOO
HOO! - in the dark bowels of the ship, Janeway (IN the gray tee shirt)
runs across the bridge as it EXPLODES)

Computer:  Warning!

(Seven turns (slowly she turns . . .) and looks behind her at a menacing
pink cloud (menacing PINK cloud?))

Computer:  Oxygen depletion in progress!

(a blue light tries to burn the tattoo off Chakotay's face as Janeway
bolts down the stairs to help - her jacket half off, Janeway gasps for
breath in a dark red light, Seven collapses on the other side of a force
field, she lies unconscious on the deck)

Janeway:  Everyone out of here!

(a melee for the exit)

Neelix(?):  Commander!

(Chakotay is shut into the elevator!, the elevator falls!, the blue light
shoots out a conduit and tries to burn off Tuvok's ears! wide hand-held
shot of Janeway, Chakotay and Paris getting broiled on the bridge in a
crescendo of sound and music)

(sudden silence)

(Neelix looks up apprehensively from behind a flaming wok somewhere in the
dark bowels of the ship)

Neelix:  Somebody there?

(the menacing pink cloud (having escaped the horrible film The Haunting)
races down a corridor toward us - and it has a terrifying face!)

AN ALL NEW VOYAGER



[All those dark bowels . . . I hope it's not a crappy episode.]