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Trailer Talk: Life Lines

 

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WHEN THE CREWS OF "NEXT GENERATION" AND "VOYAGER" COME TOGETHER

(Stack O Hotcakes Space Station receives a shuttle, Broccoli looks
confused, Troi grins, Tuvok looks up suspiciously, Janeway grins
seductively . . . THUD . . . on "come together", Seven looks up - nice
juxtaposition!)

Seven:  We're receiving a transmission.

(Seven watches the big screen in astrophysics, Troi speaks)

Troi:  It's Captain Picard.

YOU'RE INVITED

(Broccoli walks into a room carrying a tool kit)

Broccoli:  I've found a friend.

(the friend has big . . . hair?, Chakotay leers)

TO A REUNION

Troi walks nonchalantly into the Doctor's office . . . on Voyager)

Troi:  So, this is Voyager.

YOU'LL NEVER FORGET

(Voyager in dry dock)

Seven (to the Doctor - eeeooow):  Sexual activities.

(the Doctor leers)

Doctor:  I'm full of surprises.

(the Doctor gets a backrub from the Diva in "The Fifth Element")

Doctor:  "Ahhhh..."

AN ALL NEW TWILIGHT ZO . . . {er} . . . VOYAGER