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{play that funky music, Trek boy} NEXT WEEK (Voyager flies at us) Janeway: I'm Captain Kathryn Janeway. (. . .but. . .it doesn't sound like - AH!. . .on the viewscreen some WOMAN in a Starfleet uniform and fakey looking auburn hair - not like anything Mulgrew would be forced to wear - stands next to a smirking African American FAKIR in an engineering uniform (The combadges are too big, too. Hmph.) "Janeway": And this is Commander Tuvok. (our grrl Janeway gives Chakotay her best Tool Time "uheeeEEEh?" look) HAS VOYAGER ENTERED A PARALLEL UNIVERSE? (a blurry Voyager flies past) Not-Tuvok (flashing Tuvok's often-used Vulcan hand signal): Live long and prosper. (Seven shoots him a "shYEAH, right" look) ARE TWO CAPTAINS BETTER THAN ONE? (our grrl Janeway strides commandingly up to the fake) Janeway (way catty): Nice hair. Not-Janeway (sporting helmet hair): I make a better you than you. OR ARE TWO TUVOKS (fakir fires a phaser in a cave, our Tuvok blasts him in the gut with a better shot, fakir crumples to the ground) TOO MANY? (the bridge blows behind our grrl Janeway and she hangs on for the ride, Seven's station blows up in her face, a ship fires on Voyager) AN ALL NEW VOYAGER {funky music ends} |