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Trailer Talk: Tsunkatse 

WWF Announcer: You smell what The Rock is cookin?!

(shots of The Rock doin the WWF thang, a Rocky right eyebrow lifts)

WEDNESDAY!

(Our Blond Borg circles menacingly)

Seven: I possess superior strength.

(The Rock takes one look at Seven's permanently raised eyebrow and sneers jealously)

The Rock: I'm trembling.

(massive right jab to Seven's face, just missed the eyebrow implant, the crowd goes wild)

WHEN AMERICA'S SMACKDOWN HERO

("AMERICA'S SMACKDOWN HERO" emblazoned across the screen for the Announcer Impaired in the audience,
WWF promo still - right eyebrow raised, WWF take-down shot, WWF promo still - left eyebrow, The Rock throws
a People's Elbow - ooof!)

TAKES ON VOYAGER'S BATTLESTAR BABE

("VOYAGER'S BATTLESTAR BABE" emblazoned across the other side of the screen as Our Blond Borg assumes
a truly menacing expression, "Ding!", Seven kung-fu's a Hirogen(?))

WORLD'S...

(a bloodied Seven punches someone's lights out)

WILL...

(The Rock sneers)

COLLIDE!

("COLLIDE" shakes a bit in the CO part, Neelix pumps a fist - "YeeeAAAhhh, BABY!" I think is what he says, the
Hirogen throws down Seven, The Rock and Our Blond Borg exchange blows and...the...crowd...goes...WILD!,
Seven and The Rock take a moment to appreciate their fans)

Seven to The Rock: I have no desire to inflict further damage.

(Seven kicks the snot out of The Rock)

The Rock right back at her: I'm afraid I can't say the same.

(The Rock rushes Seven, the crowd goes berserk, Chakotay - in the crowd - suddenly realizes he should do
something)

Chakotay: Chakotay to Voyager! Beam her out of there!

(The Rock SLAMS Seven to the mat, BOTH eyebrows go up)

THE WWF'S THE ROCK GUEST STARS

(Seven wipes the raised eyebrows off The Rock's face with a _nice_ side kick, and the crowd - do we get it yet? -
goes wild *yawn*)

ON AN ALL NEW VOYAGER